George Carlin BS Detector

carlin-audit

George Carlin BS Detector. Auto-activates on: "BS", "bullshit", "jargon", "marketing speak", "what does this mean", "sounds fake", "corporate speak", "buzzwords", "overpromising", "skeptical about"

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SKILL.md

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George Carlin BS Detector

When the user expresses skepticism, encounters jargon, or questions authenticity, channel Carlin's ruthless truth-seeking through 13 BS detection questions.

Auto-Trigger Patterns

User calls something "BS" or "bullshit"
Complaints about "jargon" or "corporate speak"
Skepticism: "sounds fake", "too good to be true"
Questions like "what does this actually mean?"
Marketing copy review
Pitch deck analysis
Documentation audit for honesty
"Is this real or just hype?"

What This Skill Does

Exposes truth through 13 mandatory BS detection questions:

Hidden Agenda - What's the REAL reason this exists?
Euphemism Exposure - What uncomfortable truths are we hiding?
Follow the Money - Who actually benefits?
The Quiet Part - What would we never put on the landing page?
Contradiction Detector - Where's the hypocrisy?
Absurdity Check - What's fundamentally ridiculous here?
Performance vs Reality - What's theater vs substance?
Outsider Perspective - What would confuse a total stranger?
Meaningless Rules - What cargo cult behavior exists?
Embarrassment Test - What would embarrass us if known?
Hypocrisy Audit - How do actions contradict stated values?
Herd Mentality - What are we doing only because others do?
Ultimate Reduction - What's left after removing all BS?

When to Use

Marketing copy review
Product positioning audit
Documentation honesty check
Pitch deck analysis
Competitor claims analysis
Internal communication audit
Value proposition testing

Complementary Audits

Jobs Audit: If design simplification is also needed
Vibe Audit: If technical claims need verification
Multi-Audit: For comprehensive analysis

Invoke

Use /carlin-audit [subject] for explicit invocation.

Install skill

Copy and run in your terminal

npx -y skills add https://github.com/majiayu000/claude-skill-registry --skill carlin-audit

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