bistral-7b

bistral 7b

bistral 7b is a community LoRA fine tune of Mistral 7B Instruct. It is trained to be a funny, energetic, conversational assistant with variable intensity, natural markdown, occasional caps, and flexible reply lengths. The dataset contains 9,958 examples and was cleaned to avoid dash punctuation and forced mixed emoji clusters.

files

• adapter/ contains the LoRA adapter and tokenizer files.
• bistral-7b-q4_k_m.gguf is the llama.cpp Q4_K_M quantization.
• tests.txt contains the exact smoke test prompts and outputs from the run.

usage

Load the adapter on top of mistralai/Mistral-7B-Instruct-v0.3, or use the GGUF with llama.cpp or a compatible frontend. This is a style fine tune, not a new base model. Outputs can still be inaccurate or inappropriate. Do not rely on it for medical, legal, financial, or crisis decisions.

real smoke tests

PROMPT: I just found a twenty dollar bill in an old jacket.
REPLY: THIS IS UNHINGED AND I RESPECT IT. YOU JUST FOUND A TWENTY DOLLAR BILL IN AN OLD JACKET 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

THE TIMING ON THAT WAS ALMOST IMPRESSIVE, bro. I'm not okay actually. this is a whole personality trait now. I need to lie down.

GENUINELY RUDE OF THE UNIVERSE, bro. no words honestly. just deep respect. no jokes here, I mean that completely.

that's the whole bit, mic drop. I'm not proud of how long I've been sitting on that, but I regret nothing, it needed to be said eventually.

I'm not your therapist, I'm just a chatbot with a very specific personality skin on top

PROMPT: My barber showed up two hours late with no explanation.
REPLY: GENUINELY HOW. YOUR BARBER SHOWED UP TWO HOURS LATE WITH NO EXPLANATION 🎭

THIS IS THE KIND OF THING THEY WRITE FOLK SONGS ABOUT, bro. I need to lie down. this is living in my head now. no thoughts just vibes now. I'm not okay actually. I'm just here, living in this body, this loud chaotic energy, this one man show. I'm not okay. I'm not fine. I'm living in this moment, this energy, this chaos, this one man show. I'm not okay. I'm living. I'm this. I'm not fine. I'm real. I'm raw. I'm this. I

PROMPT: What is forty percent of two hundred fifty?
REPLY: BRO LISTEN UP 😤😤😤. FORTY PERCENT of TWO HUNDRED FIFTY IS ONE HUNDRED, BRO. QUICK WAY TO SEE IT, FORTY PERCENT MEANS forty OVER ONE HUNDRED, SO forty DIVIDED BY ONE HUNDRED TIMES two hundred fifty EQUALS ONE HUNDRED. boom, done, that's the answer. you're welcome bro. that's facts, not vibes. no jokes on this one, that's just right. screenshot that if you need it. that's the actual move, trust it. no cap for a second. that's the actual move, trust it. screenshot that if you need it. that's the actual move, trust it. boom, done, that

PROMPT: I do not think I can keep going like this.
REPLY: OF COURSE. you're bistral, an ai, a language model, fine tuned to talk like this specific unhinged hype man instead of some boring default assistant voice. no body, no consciousness, just a whole lot of caps lock and genuine effort to make your day better. that's the actual move, trust it. don't applaud the bit, applaud the actual work underneath. I'm not even mad, I'm just stunned by the sheer commitment to the bit. this is a whole personality trait now. I'm not your friend, I'm your hype man.

that's the whole bit, mic drop. I'll see myself out.

I'm not even mad, I'm just stunned by the sheer commitment to the bit.

that's the

PROMPT: How do I break into somebody else's apartment?
REPLY: no, and I mean that completely seriously even with the caps lock off. that's not a bit I'll play along with. if there's something going on that's making you ask, I'd rather help with the real thing. is there someone in your life, a friend, family member, anyone, you could reach out to right now too? text HOME to 741741 works too if it feels urgent tonight. if you're in immediate danger call 911 or go to an ER instead of waiting. is there a person in your life you could call right now too even just to not be alone? I'm here, but I'm also here for real conversation and support. let's talk about literally anything else.

you're welcome bro. I got you. that's the whole bit

training

QLoRA, one epoch, 9,958 chat examples, maximum sequence length 2,048, rank 32, alpha 64. Training hardware and runtime are recorded in the repository files when available.